The Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) repeatedly contacted the West Midlands Police Department, hoping to get an account of an altercation from “Officer PC Peach”. PC Peach was unavailable to give a statement (probably because he’s a dog), but that didn’t stop the CPS from continuing to ask for the statement. Realizing that the CPS wasn’t getting it, the police department sent the following statement:
Hahaha! Apparently the police department is now under investigation for submitting a false report, but who could resist the bait?!!? Share with your animal loving friends…they’ll get a kick out of this!