15 Notes Written By Kids Being Brutally Honest About Their Feelings. Don’t Mess With #11!


There are few things less hilarious than the brutal honesty radiating from a child’s completely unfiltered thoughts. Santa, the Toothfairy, God, and yes – even you – are in big trouble. Here’s a collection of 15 notes written by kids that have no care in the world as to what you think of them. Get ready to laugh out loud (yes, I’m talking to you, awesome person at your desk in a public setting).

1. The Non-Negotiator

kidnotes1“I won’t love you if you make me clean my room.”

2. The Match Breaker

kidnotes2“Dear Dad, I’m so glad that me and Isaac are staying with you! Me and Isaac miss you! I hope you and mom will git back together! But you and mom won’t. Because my mom dose not like you.”

3. The Innocent Victim

kidnotes3“I am running away becas (because) you think I farted when I dident. P.S. You’re mean”

4. The Gratefully Disappointed

kidnotes4“Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother but what I prayed for was a puppy. -Joyce.”

5. The Entrepreneur

kidnotes5“Dear tooth fairy, I lost my tooth on 23 of Oct. Now it is Nov. 12. I lost my tooth in pizza. I lost both today. You owe me $1.00. Not to be hard but I need money. -Annisa”

6. The Saddest Person In The World



“Dear Mom and Dad, don’t bother to give me dinner im not that hungry. love From the saddest person in the world”

7. The Sorry I’m Not Sorry

kidnotes7“Dear Brody, Miss P made me write you this note. all I want to say sorry for is not being sorry cause I tried to feel sorry but I don’t. -Liam”

8. The Grudge Holder/Guilt Tripper

kidnotes8“Mom, Dad I love you but you can’t cut my hair if you do I will never forgive you I love my hair and you don’t love me enough to do what I want for a change.”

9. The Great Observer

kidnotes10“My Mom like’s drinking wine.”

10. The Weight Watcher

kidnotes11“Eric and mom do not take because mom has a but problem and eric takes to much.”

11. The Mafia Boss

kidnotes12“Dear Santa, You better bring my pony this year. Or there will be consequenses.”

12. The Mood Swing Apology

kidnotes13“Dear Mom, you are my favorit mommy ever. I’m sorry for calling you a pice of poo. And I hate you and not going to my room. I love you mommy. Love, your dautre Karah.”

13. The Call Your Bluff Kid

kidnotes14“Dad remember Father and son day, not father sleep’s on his bed day.” (see illustrations for further elaboration)

14. The #NoRegrets Kid…WHAT?!

kidnotes15“When I was eight years old, my neighbour’s dog kept poping (pooping) on my yard so one day I poped on his yard.” The artwork really makes this.

15. Thanks, But No Thanks

kidsnotes9“At school I…are stale Cheetos with lunch. Thanks mom.


10 Foods to Never Eat Before Sleeping
Anna from Frozen Calls Sick Girl
gonna love you through it
Chorus Surprises Teacher with Touching Song
hiv positive man
Brave Man With HIV Asks to be Touched
A "Super Hello Kitty Jewel Doll", studded with a 1.027ct diamond on its ribbon, 403 pink sapphires on its body, a citrine for its yellow nose, black spinels for its eyes and a total 1,939 pieces of white topaz for its head on a platinum 900 made body, is displayed at the "Girlish Culture Hello Kitty" exhibition in Tokyo on October 1, 2009.  Luxury cyrstal maker Swarovski, Japanese toy firm Sanrio and Japanese jewelery maker I.K. unveiled the 15 million yen (150,000 USD) and 10.5 cm-tall Hello Kitty at the Baselworld watch and jewellery show in Switzerland last month to celebrate the 35th anniversary of the Hello Kitty character.    AFP PHOTO / Yoshikazu TSUNO (Photo credit should read YOSHIKAZU TSUNO/AFP/Getty Images)
Ten extremely priced things that you won’t believe
16 Weirdest Things Found Underwater
Ten Self-Exiled Tribes That Can Never Imagine Reading This Article
HM grid-cell-9362-1435176591-6
Epic honeymoon destinations in the world

Get more stuff like this
in your inbox

Subscribe to our mailing list and get interesting stuff and updates to your email inbox.